More things I hate about the Real World:

The marine or whatever got a chance to play his (awful on so many levels) music to somebody named Machine, who can apparently get things done, so this was a big opportunity. So what this d-bag chose to do, at the suggestion of the mormon, was play a song called "I want to be your tampon," or something like that, and he couldn't even get through his own song without giggling. Unsurprisingly, Machine was unimpressed and told him he should play smaller gigs and build a following (you know, like bands do). Which took him completely by surprise. I can't figure out if his sense of entitlement comes more from having been in Iraq or from being on the Real World, but either way, get over yourself, cake eater.

Also, Devyn/Scott drama is sooo-ooo-ooo boring.