Ever wonder why your nards hurt when you play the cello? Maybe because you suffer from cello scrotum, which is akin to guitar nipple, or the irritation caused by the guitar pressing against your nipple, 'cept this time with a cello and your bag.

But not really, though, because actually this condition was a hoax fabricated by Baroness Elaine Murphy. Yet another attempt to pathologize the body when sometimes dude's balls just itch.