Have you heard of this thing "Internet"?

I always almost go to bed at a decent hour, but then I find something on the internet that demands my immediate attention. Last night it was finding out that Johnny Cash starred in a 1961 crime thriller called Five Minutes to Live (alternate title Door-to-Door Maniac):



And also that Marlon Brando played Emiliano Zapata (in brownface) in a 1952 movie called Viva Zapata!, written by John Steinbeck:



The night before it was finding out that Kate Bush covered Elton John's "Rocket Man", which was maybe one of the most important discoveries of my life:



I should make it a rule that I have to put away the internet by 11:30.